If You're Freaky and You Know It, Clap Your Hands


Tootsie Roll PopSitting here on a Saturday afternoon while my daughter naps, gives me time to catch up on some of my blog writing.  I love this time of the day when I can do a little tweeting, write a Facebook post or two and check some of my stats.  Today though, I wanted to check out my Amazon affiliate stats, because I love seeing which products I've reviewed in the past that other people were moved to purchase.  I've featured so many wonderful products here, that I'm always interested in knowing whether my readers thought they might be great too.

That's when I noticed, some very ODD purchases...

A 36-count box of condoms and a package of Better Sex Antibacterial Toy Cleaner.  Hmm...  Now, I know for a fact that I've never reviewed anything of the sort, since this is a family-friendly blog, and it leaves the nagging question lingering in my mind...What the heck did I review that suddenly made someone remember, "Oh yeah, I need 36 condoms and some toy cleaner!"  Well, maybe we all celebrate Valentine's Day in our own way.

Just like the answer to "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?"  I guess the world will never know.  :-)

I'm a former 7th grade Science teacher turned stay-at-home mom that lives in Houston, Texas. I am married to my college sweetheart and have a beautiful daughter named Riley, who definitely keeps me on my toes! I am also involved in starting a small business which would both manufacture and sell an invention that I've patented, called Toothpaste 2 Go. I love interacting with my readers and hope to learn as much about you as you learn about me!

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4 Responses to If You’re Freaky and You Know It, Clap Your Hands!

    Wanda M Says:


    I never knew they had a toy cleaner! What’s wrong with soap and water?LOL! I thank God I don’t need 36 condoms, for one: don’t need them and two: they’d be old and stale before I got to the end of the box! HA HA HA!

    Kristine Says:


    This post made me laugh. Enough said.

    Nichole Says:


    This made me laugh out loud for real.

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